2010年4月2日 星期五

Re: [其他] 師姊的簡訊

 作者  jfsu (水精靈)                                          看板  Gossiping 
 標題  Re: [其他] 師姊的簡訊                                                  
 時間  Thu Mar  4 18:57:32 2010                                               

: 佛家有說過
: 做好事要發自內心  否則只是表象
: 為遊民義診是好事  可是面對別人告知你傳錯訊息
: 卻回以不信任且諷刺的簡訊
: 這樣的心態  到底算不算好心?

同樣的道理,場景:達摩大師 vs 詞記人

詞記人:「大師!這次我勸身邊的人都去開收容院,去幫遊民義診,甚至我自己也
          捐了一大筆錢,這樣我有沒有福報與功德?」

達摩:「實無功德!」

詞記人:「(驚!)但師兄師姐都說我這樣在作功德,會很有福報哩!...」

達摩:「世間所謂的「善事」都「實無功德」,因為這些善事都是要為自己的需要而做,
    不是為了別人。人皆有惻隱之心,這些善心善行,都是人之本性,既然為已,
    不是為他人,何功德之有?」

詞記人:「苦難的人走不出來...有福的人走進去,祝福你了,這位大德。阿彌陀佛!」

達摩:「南無觀世Impreza!我叫達摩,不是大德」

敲缽(鏗~~鏗~~)。

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銳寶貝,藝能界陳氏之子。及長,不學無術,遂入「天龍堂」,暴力討債,橫行校園。
是日,聚眾簽賭共圖惡業,為檢警所獲。父母奔相救之,逢人便曰:
「吾子非黨首耶!其受委屈,此乃交友不甚,誤入歧途也。」

鄰人趙老大聽聞此事,詈斥:『混蛋的父母,生出造反的兒子!』
八卦鄉民贊曰:『中肯到爆炸!』總統聞訊,馬眼亦濕。

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