2011年5月30日 星期一

[轉錄] [心情] 女生真的可以沒有性慾嗎 (兩篇)


作者  femininesex1 (女性性板匿名ID)                       看板  feminine_sex 
 標題  [心情] 女生真的可以沒有性育嗎                                          
 時間  Fri May 20 09:45:18 2011                                               
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爬了一些文
顯然網上在談無性婚姻多半是女生正常, 但男生不想做

我是男生, 年紀很大了
和老婆認識八年後結婚, 今年是結婚十週年
我是一個性慾極強的人
但可能因為我們那個年代的人比較保守
我在今年以前(唉..後面補充說明)  我只有我老婆一個女人, 她是我的初戀
除了在酒店應酬的摟摟抱抱外 (唉..當然也有摸奶)
我真的只有和老婆有性行為 (唉..就說是今年以前)

但是我也知道老婆是一個性慾極低的人
雖然在做的時候  她也能享受在其中, 也很喜歡
但是要她主動發起, 可是難上加難, 認識十八年, 印象中她主動想做的
就不過三四次, 而我的頻率則是一星期至少想射精兩次
老婆無法配合, 就只好自己來了, 如果沒有自己來  則一定會夢遺
但是既然選擇了, 也只好這樣了, 畢竟我一直深愛著她

但是隨著年齡增長, 頻率逐漸降低, 即使每次到了要攤牌協商
甚至做出約定每週固定一日為做愛日的方式
往往實行了幾個月就又恢復了
當然, 也許是我的問題, 但是我老婆對性始終沒有很大的興趣也是事實
我曾問過她是否會自慰, 她說曾經為了能配合我的性慾, 試過, 但是就僅是如此
當然, 認識她這麼久, 我完全相信她的話, 因為我和她的生活圈的很單純
而且因為各自都有自己的事業, 兩個人都是超時上班, 也沒有時間去亂搞
多年下來, 即便雙方有著懸殊的性需求, 但在雙方的調適下, 也能找到生活的方式

但是問題就出在去年, 因為我的工作, 我選擇在海外(東南亞)打拼

[轉錄] Re: [問題] 老婆不給碰


 作者  gold8 (金牌)                                        看板  feminine_sex 
 標題  Re: [問題] 老婆不給碰                                                  
 時間  Mon May 30 04:54:28 2011                                               
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※ 引述《OOOOOOO (看文不要只會用橫的看)》之銘言:
: 冒著生命危險用真ID來問。
: 老婆早上8點半出門上班,每天下班七點是家常便飯了。
: 這對宅在家裡接案工作的我來說,是早出晚歸。
: 老婆一直都不大給碰,給也是那個快來才能碰一下。
: 說實話要不是道德觀很重,不然真的想去找我客戶(八大行業的)
: 但是那天,下班突然熱情滿滿,很主動。
: 這讓我這個對環境或人事物改變很敏銳的我有了戒心。
: (不知道為什麼,我對人的細微動作、表情、行為有很異於常人的觀察力)
: 其實早有感覺了,從她換工作起。
: 早出晚歸(8:30~19:00)辦公室職業(不用跑外面)
: 不給碰(一個月小於等於一次)(狼虎之年似乎不能應用在她身上)
: 對小孩失去耐心。(其實本來就沒什麼耐心,只是變嚴重了)
: 年紀也是快40了。(未成年就在一起到結婚生子)
: 所以我該打包心情了嗎....怎有股淡淡的哀傷。連打文章都想開玩笑不去面對。
: 我不CARE外遇什麼的,但真的要讓我知道。
: 請給一點準備時間讓我說:謝謝,再會,有幸再相逢。唉....

晚上吃太撐睡不著,看到這篇剛好也用真ID來回一下


客觀來看你文章內的一些元素:

每天早出晚歸忙工作的老婆

每天宅在家接案工作的老公

性生活貧乏,忽然有一天很熱情(好吧...從「不給幹」忽然跳到「咩休趕某?」)

年紀快四十,女人味正濃

有小孩


整理到這邊,有看出什麼嗎?

[轉錄][童年][JOKE] 廁所戰神

 作者  flere (小羊)                                                看板  joke 
 標題  [轉錄][童年] 廁所戰神                                                  
 時間  Mon May 30 23:27:07 2011                                               
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※ [本文轉錄自 StupidClown 看板 #1DuwlYvT ]

作者: juinhero (J英雄) 看板: StupidClown
標題: [童年] 廁所戰神
時間: Mon May 30 22:38:23 2011

前幾天在FB巧加了個國小同學

聊一聊

聊到了國小的綽號


國小同學:欸欸~juinhero你還記得你以前叫廁所戰神嗎??

讓我想起了這個故事
真是令人懷念的綽號

[轉錄] [認真] 砲友跟女友的分別


作者: sumade (口秋口米口牙匕匕) 看板: sex
標題: Re: [認真] 砲友跟女友的分別
時間: Sun May 22 16:07:12 2011

※ 引述《sexKinsey (西斯板匿名專用)》之銘言:
: 因為原Po是女生
: 每次來這個版看到 很多鄉民都說甚麼砲友怎樣怎樣 魚茶怎樣怎樣
: 我不太了解  對男生而言砲友跟女友的分別在甚麼地方
對女生來說  看完男生的第一眼  就決定70%  最多是當男友還是朋友

對男生來說  相處過一段時間  才會決定  是老婆是女友還是玩玩的炮友

炮友和女友的分別在什麼地方

炮友只有性生活  因此這個女生  只要對性生活是加分的

他就得到炮友的資格了

2011年5月6日 星期五

[笑話] 老公給女兒取的名字是他初戀的名字

 作者  kof78225 (聖劍天俠)                                         看板  joke 
 標題  [笑話] 老公給女兒取得名字是他初戀的名字                                
 時間  Fri May  6 21:44:58 2011                                               

一個女的在部落格上哭訴....

她老公給女兒取得名字是他初戀的名字。

並說一直知道自己老公曾經很愛初戀。

和自己認識成婚以來,老公一直對她很好,

本以為自己是最幸福的人,

現在才知道,原來老公一直沒忘記初戀.......





























老公:其實我只是想告訴初戀:我O你娘......

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2011年5月4日 星期三

[笑話] 別這樣我還有家人

 作者  chouo (030/)                                                看板  joke 
 標題  [笑話] 別這樣我還有家人                                                
 時間  Wed May  4 00:24:15 2011                                               




有一天,中國領導人和美國總統

正在比誰的保鑣比較忠誠


美國總統笑了笑,並命令保鑣從10樓跳下去

只見保鑣哭著跪求說:『別這樣,我還有家人..』。


於是美國總統因為心軟,只好就此作罷







然而這時輪到中國領導人

他也笑了笑,並命令保鑣跳下去,

這時中國保鑣二話不說

便作勢要往下跳


美國總統見狀趕緊上前拉住他

此時,中國保鑣默默啜泣回頭...










說:『別這樣,我還有家人..』



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推 CN091118:正確XD                                                 05/04 00:40
推 zeanmar:XDD 換成北韓也是可以的啦                                05/04 00:40
推 smile0120:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD     05/04 00:40
推 s0387521s:意思是說他不跳下去他家人都要死                        05/04 00:40
推 doggyking:這個很棒!!!                                           05/04 00:40
推 grlie8027:XD 檸檬!!                                             05/04 00:41
推 Saber92:清流                                                    05/04 00:41
推 cmj:有梗XDDDDDDDDDD                                             05/04 00:41
推 deadalus:XD                                                     05/04 00:43
推 sandrashiu:清流阿~XDDDDDDDDDD                                   05/04 00:43
推 crazypurple:難得的清流文                                        05/04 00:44
推 aaa00252:有梗啊~XD                                              05/04 00:44
推 spurs1208:怎麼會想到富士康                                      05/04 00:44
推 duncan607:靠北 PH值超低                                         05/04 00:44
→ nhtyjm:OP                                                       05/04 00:45
推 jaybao:XD                                                       05/04 00:45
推 shan2420:XDD                                                    05/04 00:46
推 VaLenTi1007:XDDDDDDDDDDDDdd                                     05/04 00:46
推 agmffa:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD好哀桑                           05/04 00:46
推 th11yh23:國中就聽過了...                                        05/04 00:46
推 sorcxnegi: 看懂了xDDDDDDD                                       05/04 00:48
推 Faoitohins:XDDDDDDDDDD                                          05/04 00:48
推 iolefe:這篇太棒了                                               05/04 00:50
推 s20119:好笑~                                                    05/04 00:50
推 ddavidcool95:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                   05/04 00:50
推 kiddno56979:XDDDD                                               05/04 00:51
推 a2088149:XD                                                     05/04 00:51
推 Stone5566:XD                                                    05/04 00:51
推 xu42j0:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                           05/04 00:51
推 allenshchang:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                      05/04 00:52
推 t52101t:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD     05/04 00:52
推 st90513:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                          05/04 00:53
推 shouben:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 超好笑              05/04 00:53
推 LonyIce:XD                                                      05/04 00:53
推 cpli:XD                                                         05/04 00:53
推 paj12363:~( ̄▽ ̄)~(_△_)~( ̄▽ ̄)~(_△_)~( ̄▽ ̄)~         05/04 00:53
推 darling1108:好笑喔!!                                            05/04 00:54
推 samedi:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                    05/04 00:54
推 lonelyshit:這個好酸                                             05/04 00:54
推 DetHill33:XD                                                    05/04 00:54
推 skn60694:GOOGLE得到 可是真的好笑                                05/04 00:55
推 newsy610:~( ̄▽ ̄)~(_△_)~( ̄▽ ̄)~(_△_)~( ̄▽ ̄)~         05/04 00:55
推 Cary255232:難得的好笑話XDDD                                     05/04 00:55
推 tptx6:XDDDDDDDD                                                 05/04 00:55
推 huntergg520:XDD                                                 05/04 00:56
推 ethenlin:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                         05/04 00:57
→ cash0101:超有梗                                                 05/04 00:58
→ walacat:XDDDD                                                   05/04 00:59
推 shawnwang:新笑話,很有後勁,短篇力道十足!!                      05/04 00:59
推 tinyrain:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                       05/04 00:59
推 visorkk:後勁!!!                                                 05/04 00:59
推 bonbonbonbon:XD                                                 05/04 01:00
推 eason79126:推推                                                 05/04 01:00
推 ohmygodha:北爛XD                                                05/04 01:00
推 tony86069:XDDDDDDDDDDDD                                         05/04 01:00
推 BattleRoyale:XDXDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                         05/04 01:01
→ dondothat:新笑話推一個                                          05/04 01:01
推 antonio019:清流!!!!                                             05/04 01:01
推 PhySeraph:我來爆!                                               05/04 01:01
推 shiki0415:100                                                   05/04 01:01
→ paul60209:幹!後勁超強!!!!!!!!!!!!                               05/04 01:02
推 Refauth:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD  05/04 01:05
推 viviyo:看懂了好笑                                               05/04 01:06
推 lovecollyi:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                   05/04 01:07
推 hchs31705:XD                                                    05/04 01:07
推 asrser:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                          05/04 01:09
推 mimer:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                  05/04 01:09
推 fcuk9981:清流XDDDDDDDDD                                         05/04 01:10
推 guanpinpin:XD                                                   05/04 01:11
推 wawalan:推                                                      05/04 01:11
推 truth77777:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                          05/04 01:12
推 sbbty018:FRIDAY FRIDAY~                                         05/04 01:13
推 steve11631:笑死XDDDDD                                           05/04 01:13
推 smaljohn:不錯 好笑話                                            05/04 01:14
推 edwarro0607:睡前推一個哈~                                       05/04 01:15
推 ru04ul4:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD  05/04 01:18
推 evilpoa:清流                                                    05/04 01:19
→ iwannadoit:這不是老笑話了嗎?                                    05/04 01:22
推 zuto14:睡前推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                            05/04 01:22
→ adoniscomes:好笑XD 但有猜到= =                                  05/04 01:26
推 yuman79:有笑有推XDDDDDDDDD                                      05/04 01:26
推 thirscy:淡淡的哀傷                                              05/04 01:28
推 jayhang:XD                                                      05/04 01:28
推 l037985589:太厲害了...                                          05/04 01:29
推 superbabyer:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD  05/04 01:29
噓 kani:這種冷戰老笑話那麼多人推 沒天理阿..                        05/04 01:29
推 truth77777:                                                     05/04 01:31
推 popoallan:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD   05/04 01:31
推 singlecell86:XDDDDDDDD                                          05/04 01:31
推 creamteas:好牛逼阿                                              05/04 01:32
推 cashko:XDD                                                      05/04 01:33
→ KA0KA0:就康士康咩~                                              05/04 01:33
推 GGisme:好梗                                                     05/04 01:35
推 ksksks:夜深了  古德耐                                           05/04 01:40
→ cikk1942:PTT政治化很嚴重 = =                                    05/04 01:40
推 WEIKUNG:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                     05/04 01:41
推 content71:不錯阿                                                05/04 01:42
→ SupremenemyI:笑爆我屁眼了啦XDDDDDDDDDD                          05/04 01:42
推 stkj9502:PH超低                                                 05/04 01:42
推 fumme376:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                      05/04 01:45
推 Ender5566:這篇會爆                                              05/04 01:47
推 Larc8134:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                        05/04 01:49
推 akirk0823:靠北XD                                                05/04 01:51
噓 zjeff1:這連我爺爺都聽過....                                     05/04 01:52
推 oplk:有人噓就要推                                               05/04 01:53
推 cakin:XDD                                                       05/04 01:53
推 feather7124:有笑有推XDDDDDDDD                                   05/04 01:53
→ saxdiz:.....                                                    05/04 01:57
推 iolefe:zjeff1叫你阿公出來貢                                     05/04 01:57
→ Fuzishan:幹抄靠邀~                                              05/04 01:57
→ screenwriter:超讚的啦XDDDDDDDDDDD                               05/04 01:58
→ ly4138:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                       05/04 01:58
推 Epimenides:有笑有推 XD                                          05/04 02:02
推 jrhouse:清流給推                                                05/04 02:03
推 chigo520:超酸的XD                                               05/04 02:06
推 jimmyhero:XDDDDDD                                               05/04 02:09
推 heeha:超婊的                                                    05/04 02:12
推 wakauo:這一看就知道OP了啊                                       05/04 02:14
→ lucifer19:超好笑  CD中樓下幫推                                  05/04 02:21
推 TAKEBEAR:有笑有推                                               05/04 02:22
推 dd0410:好笑                                                     05/04 02:25
→ yuanx2:清流.等等補推                                            05/04 02:33
推 bellzebub:大清流XDDDDDDD                                        05/04 02:37
推 Pietro:淦!                                                      05/04 02:42
推 frankfgt:OK                                                     05/04 02:47
推 jzn:XD                                                          05/04 02:50
推 whps5608:超好笑!!!                                              05/04 02:56
推 phoenixer:位位 OP要PO文章代碼阿                                 05/04 02:58
推 mikechan:XDDDDDDDDDD                                            05/04 02:58
推 gto461013:XD                                                    05/04 03:12
推 mykarma:其實聽了有點難過...............                         05/04 03:17
推 johnny790701:笑不出來耶 有點不太懂梗                            05/04 03:22
噓 typekid:什麼時後蘇聯可以變成中國                                05/04 03:37
→ typekid:OP要PO文章代碼 那試試看PO一篇小美家爆炸文看有沒有代碼   05/04 03:37
推 selph1120:XD                                                    05/04 03:39
推 LoCKeR941010:真中肯                                             05/04 03:43
推 ironyam:XD                                                      05/04 04:06
推 phoenixer:不然OP是甚麼 整天喊不累逆                             05/04 04:14
推 l1l1l1l1:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                         05/04 04:24
推 danieo:酸~~                                                     05/04 06:23
推 wadeawp:自以為看過就很屌在那邊喊op? 不過就比人家它了點          05/04 06:29
推 chenweichih:太清流  讚阿                                        05/04 06:32
推 gary85238:好酸啊XD                                              05/04 06:40
推 Refauth:愛看再推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD  05/04 07:28
噓 IanHsia:見識淺薄怎不說                                          05/04 07:37
推 shnac:xDDD                                                      05/04 07:40
推 yusiang:哈哈哈,大家都知道中國是個笑話...XDDDDDDDDD             05/04 07:42
推 anfor:還滿好笑的阿! 超酸                                        05/04 07:53
推 Halleluiah:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                   05/04 08:18
推 howdo1793:XDDDDDD                                               05/04 08:36
推 AssFox:看過是好秋逆~                                            05/04 08:48
推 WADE7755:看過是好秋逆~                                          05/04 08:53
推 smelly:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                           05/04 09:01
推 fudou:XDDDDDDDDD                                                05/04 09:03
推 lucas01:XD                                                      05/04 09:09
推 space20021:XDD                                                  05/04 09:09
推 hance7:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                     05/04 09:09
→ DeathTemp:糟了糟了,現在OP不能噓了                              05/04 09:16
→ Yie:XDDD                                                        05/04 09:21
推 kyhkyh:XD                                                       05/04 09:25
推 pinkeypinkey:好酸啊XDDD                                         05/04 09:45
推 shadow1102:XDD                                                  05/04 10:08
推 sheepxo:XDDDDDDDD 新梗                                          05/04 10:14
推 chriswolf:看過很邱逆?                                          05/04 10:15
推 a31670323:XD                                                    05/04 10:15
推 bess0208:那我沒看過可以推囉?                                   05/04 10:15
推 kuraki:XD                                                       05/04 10:24
推 nashmvp:XDDDD                                                   05/04 10:40
推 powerword:xd                                                    05/04 10:49
推 lovershouse:XDDDD                                               05/04 11:00
推 simga:XDDDDDD                                                   05/04 11:05
推 ThreeNG:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                          05/04 11:06
→ ElvesDaniel:OP耶...                                             05/04 11:10
推 newwendy:我看三次才看懂耶...(掩面逃走)                          05/04 11:17
→ hank11235813:哈 有夠酸                                          05/04 11:26
推 anper:XDDDDDDDDDDD                                              05/04 11:27
推 yingsiou:XDDDDDD 看兩次才懂! 超酸的!!! XDDDD                    05/04 11:28
推 gogo1911:很貼切阿 這不就是中國嗎 看過就懂了                     05/04 11:29
→ prince2567:看第二次,真的超好笑!!                               05/04 11:50
推 jelly63:沒人知道這篇其實在酸美國總統嗎? 愛比賽又叫人跳又裝慈悲  05/04 11:51
推 jyrpg:OP標準雙重= =   別人噓也不會少塊肉阿  有趣就好            05/04 12:02
推 marujan:好好笑啊                                                05/04 12:06
推 janehor:我喜歡                                                  05/04 12:15
推 qwqw46:XDDDDDDDDDDD                                             05/04 12:17
推 makakatw:XDDDDD                                                 05/04 12:19
推 hermitdruid:XD                                                  05/04 12:24
推 ZkNight:XDDD                                                    05/04 12:56
噓 IanHsia:沒看過是好秋逆? 我也沒看過 我不能噓推文?                05/04 13:03
推 deadeyes:耶 爆了                                                05/04 13:04
推 andante72:XDDDDDD                                               05/04 13:14
推 hdtp:XD                                                         05/04 13:17
推 hahaha613:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD  05/04 13:18
推 salqv:有好笑到                                                  05/04 13:48
推 Sheepforpart:XD                                                 05/04 13:58
推 yanis:XDDDDDDD                                                  05/04 14:05
推 bob760521:http://ppt.cc/jDdN                                    05/04 14:30
推 vizjeco:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                     05/04 14:32
推 gazette:有笑有推                                                05/04 14:34
推 barleycage:很專業                                               05/04 14:37
噓 ccchenny:純噓不准別人噓的人                                     05/04 14:37
推 d86012005:推回來                                                05/04 14:40
噓 richstar:十幾年前記得是美德蘇...                                05/04 14:43
推 fromwilda:XD                                                    05/04 14:48
推 CC1emon:哈哈                                                    05/04 14:50
推 misy4ru3:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                    05/04 14:56
推 simon711203:XDDDDDDD  這個好笑!!!                               05/04 15:15
推 LINKMIND:有笑有推                                               05/04 15:24
推 rainlon:XD                                                      05/04 15:33
推 andy880036s:哈哈哈                                              05/04 15:43
噓 alansher:初二還沒到                                             05/04 16:18
推 aadsl:有梗                                                      05/04 16:28
推 sti2011:推                                                      05/04 16:30
推 flamethur:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                 05/04 16:33
→ yock6411:這酸力真強阿XDDDDDD                                    05/04 16:38
推 olivia1124:不跳,他家人就遭殃了~                                 05/04 16:41
推 skillz123:有笑有推                                              05/04 16:53
推 osiris0422:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                               05/04 17:06
推 LucAngel:XD                                                     05/04 17:16
推 boy11211121:有酸有笑                                            05/04 17:22
推 beaune:酸爆拉XDD                                                05/04 17:35
推 pavlov:Hi-end!                                                  05/04 17:49
噓 citi0913:OP 當時三個國家比較好笑!                               05/04 17:49
推 harei325:沒看過 給推~                                          05/04 17:49
→ citi0913:聽人講過>網路上有>就可版>笑話書> 再OP又精簡掉真的已經  05/04 17:50
→ citi0913:非常難笑了                                             05/04 17:50
推 darkx212:好笑給推!!!  爆!!                                      05/04 17:53
推 ilyvonne:不錯XD                                                 05/04 18:23
推 dsilver:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                         05/04 18:27
推 newgpx:漁夫:別人推你就跟著推,不就沒事了,這叫做與世推移...    05/04 19:40
推 ChetLuo:超好笑的XDDDDDDDDD                                      05/04 19:42
推 bruce78131:                                                     05/04 19:54
噓 ayn775437403:op不能噓逆 好兇逆                                  05/04 20:18
推 ORB941:XDDDDDDDDDDD                                             05/04 20:24
噓 hsinhanchu:20年前酸蘇聯的笑話你也拿來回鍋                       05/04 20:28
推 seo4327:XD                                                      05/04 20:31
※ Timoshenko56:轉錄至看板 FSHS-314                                05/04 20:50
噓 funnypeter:是不錯 但沒有爆的價值                                05/04 20:56
推 southyy:                                                        05/04 21:00
推 bkj2001:XDDD                                                    05/04 21:00
推 harry901225:其實我看不是很懂耶...                               05/04 21:03
推 mznxbc123:樓上~如果他不跳~中國領導人會殺他全家~                 05/04 21:07
推 Cytic:XDDDD                                                     05/04 21:32
推 kiwiandruby:阿祿仔                                              05/04 21:35
推 HASTALAVESTA:XDDDDDDD                                           05/04 21:41
推 catayu:很喜歡漁夫 所以笑了XD                                    05/04 21:44
推 wolfking623:XD                                                  05/04 21:50
推 jujustine83:其實還蠻好笑的                                      05/04 21:58
推 PallasAthena:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD          05/04 22:07
推 umano:中肯推                                                    05/04 22:20
推 jpskylinegtr:中肯!!!                                            05/04 22:21
推 randy781213:只有我想成很糟糕的意思嗎?XD                        05/04 22:25
推 bruce10108:雖然猜到了不過還不錯XD                               05/04 22:40
推 q29856:推!                                                      05/04 23:51
推 cbr0627:XD                                                      05/05 00:08
推 salqv:借分享                                                    05/05 00:58
推 voguehan:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                    05/05 01:17
推 joe125:好酸...                                                  05/05 01:39
推 smartpaul:!                                                     05/05 01:58
推 bomwe:有笑有推                                                  05/05 02:36
推 kuro50624:XDDDDD                                                05/05 02:39
推 Maziger:清流XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD             05/05 03:05
推 cronohyde:XDDDD                                                 05/05 06:08