作者 chouo (030/) 看板 joke
標題 [笑話] 別這樣我還有家人
時間 Wed May 4 00:24:15 2011
有一天，中國領導人和美國總統
正在比誰的保鑣比較忠誠
美國總統笑了笑，並命令保鑣從10樓跳下去
只見保鑣哭著跪求說：『別這樣，我還有家人..』。
於是美國總統因為心軟，只好就此作罷
然而這時輪到中國領導人
他也笑了笑，並命令保鑣跳下去，
這時中國保鑣二話不說
便作勢要往下跳
美國總統見狀趕緊上前拉住他
此時，中國保鑣默默啜泣回頭...
說：『別這樣，我還有家人..』
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